Joke

ek bar PAPPU hath dikhake ek car ko rokta hain...

car rukti hain lekin pappu dekhta hain

Car me koi nahi hain.

Wo peeche ki seat par beth jata hain aur

car apne aap chalne lagti hain. 

pappu sochta hain k zarur isme bhoot hain

wo hi car chala raha hoga... 

Fir car acchanak ek petrol pump pe rukti hain

aur ek aadmi aake driving seat par bethne lagta hain...

pappu ne use rokte hue kaha -

bhai isme mat betho, Yaha bhoot hain. . . 

Wo aadmi bola :- abey ye meri car hain. . .

Me pichle 5 km se ise dhakka marke leke aa raha hu !!! :P :P